Sunday, 19 April 2015

Grease me up and call me Sally

Jenni says:

As a sort of unrelated sidenote to the fact that our first visit to the doctor is less than 12 hours away (!!);

If you're thinking of buying this:
 
 


thinking it's a nice spray lotion, don't. It is, in fact, oil in a can. And on the can, from my oily hands. And all over me. Anai's grandma was dabbing me with toilet paper a few minutes ago. Nothing like being a glowing, moist, oily lady to keep your mind off the nervousness.

Now to slip into bed--literally--and wait for tomorrow. I hope the giant spider we saw earlier doesn't add some salt and vinegar to me and enjoy a tasty midnight snack.

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